Finally. An ads team that actually gives a damn.
If you’ve ever handed your money to a faceless ad agency, only to receive dusty reports and vague promises in return… we’re already furious on your behalf.
Bite Me Marketing isn’t that.
We’re the team that coaches, course creators, and online experts wish they’d found sooner because we’re not just pushing buttons on a dashboard. We’re watching your webinars. Reviewing your funnels. Crafting killer hooks. Obsessing over your conversions like they’re our own.
We don’t just run your ads.
We get under the hood of your whole business to make sure your offers are hot, your messaging hits, and your audience is buying – not just browsing.
Finally. An ads team that actually gives a damn.
If you’ve ever handed your money to a faceless ad agency, only to receive dusty reports and vague promises in return… we’re already furious on your behalf.
Bite Me Marketing isn’t that.
We’re the team that coaches, course creators, and online experts wish they’d found sooner because we’re not just pushing buttons on a dashboard. We’re watching your webinars. Reviewing your funnels. Crafting killer hooks. Obsessing over your conversions like they’re our own.
We don’t just run your ads.
We get under the hood of your whole business to make sure your offers are hot, your messaging hits, and your audience is buying – not just browsing.
Who it’s for / not for
Who This Is Actually For
| → | You’re a coach, course creator, speaker or mentor with a clear message, a loyal audience (even a small one!), and a big mission to scale. |
| → | You’ve got a proven offer that sells… but you’re ready to stop capping your growth with organic-only strategies or inconsistent agency support. |
| → | You’re a coach, course creator, speaker or mentor with a clear message, a loyal audience (even a small one!), and a big mission to scale. |
| → | You want a strategic partner, not just an “ads person.” You’re excited to have a second brain in your business – one that’ll help shape offers, tweak hooks, and spot hidden gold in your funnel. |
| → | You don’t ghost. You’re responsive, curious, open to ideas, and you care about the experience your audience has – just like we do. |
Who This Isn’t For (At Least, Not Yet)
| → | We work best when there’s a proven program or product ready to scale. If you’re testing a new offer you’re adding to your porfolio, we can help refine and amplify it – but if this is your very first rodeo, we’re probably not the right fit (yet). |
| → | Need to control every comma and colour? We love collaboration but if you’re looking to approve every pixel or rewrite every word, we’re probably not your crew. (We’ll always keep you in the loop though.) |
| → | Looking for ‘set it and forget it’? We’re strategic partners, not silent freelancers. This works best when there’s dialogue, feedback, and a shared obsession with making magic. |
| → | Expecting wizardry without the groundwork? We can do a lot with the right assets. But if your funnel’s still a scribble on a napkin, let’s get that locked down first. |
What You Actually Get
💥UNLIMITED CAMPAIGNS & LAUNCHES
No “hidden extra’s”, no “upsells”, and no “you’ve had your lot”. We do what it takes to get results – simple as that.
🎯 STRATEGY + EXECUTION
Weekly Zoom calls. Daily WhatsApp access. Real conversations, real-time tweaks, and strategic brains in your business.
🧠 AD COPYWRITING (YES, UNLIMITED)
We write the damn thing. All of it. Hooks, headlines, angles, callouts, retargeting – until it converts. Then we tweak it ‘til it converts better.
🎨 GRAPHIC DESIGN + VIDEO EDITING
We’ll make your ads look sexy. Whether it’s image, video, or reels-style creative, our team gets you the assets you need to stop thumbs in their tracks.
📈 REAL RESULTS (NOT JUST “REACH”)
Whether it’s 250 sign-ups for your next challenge, a 33x ROAS, or 22,000 new leads at 19p each – we don’t just “run traffic.” We deliver transformation.
🙌 30-DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
If you’re not feeling it after 30 days, we part ways. No drama. Full refund. (Yes, seriously.)
Let’s Talk Money
£2,000 + VAT / $2,500USD per month (6-month commitment) Or pay in full and get one month FREE
That includes everything above – and then some.
No upsells. No hidden fees. No % ad spend tariff. Just full-force, done-for-you support that hits the gas on your growth.
Let’s make it official
Your high-vibe, chair-climbing, fist-bumping, dream clients are waiting.
Let’s get your ads in front of them.
Because you don’t need another report. You need results.
WAY more than an ad agency…



